17 Mozzarella Sticks Shirt

“Nothing bad has ever happened after 17 mozzarella sticks.”
That’s not just a statement — it’s a lifestyle.

This is for the chaos eaters, late-night snack warriors, and mozzarella stick philosophers who believe that pain is temporary but marinara is forever.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras