Balance Is a Lie – Chaos Frog Tee

Zen? Nah. Some seasons are war. Some are naps. Let the samurai frog remind you: balance is a scam.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras