“Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero & sh*t on the ceiling.”
Behold, the manifesto of unfiltered chaos — delivered by a cat with a cig and zero regrets.
This is not a shirt. It’s a philosophy. A warning. A lifestyle.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
