Ancient wisdom delivered by a judgment free walrus who has seen things. This tee walks the perfect line between wholesome optimism and absolute menace. Say it’s about smiling if you want but everyone knows better. Soft art, reckless wording, and just enough innocence to make it worse. Wear responsibly or don’t.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
