Not running. Not screaming. Just standing there like, “f*ck this.”
This shirt is for the people who know damn well they’re not surviving the movie — and don’t care. It’s the perfect mix of fatalism, laziness, and comedy. A walking punchline for spooky szn and beyond.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
