I Sh*t My Goddamn Pants, Partner Tee

Saddle up for a wild ride—with your heart in your throat and your pants, well…everywhere. The I Sh*t My Goddamn Pants, Partner Tee pairs a deadpan cat in a cowboy hat with the most honest frontier confession you’ve ever read. Printed on impossibly soft, lightweight cotton, it’s equal parts laugh-out-loud meme and everyday staple. Wear it to horror-movie marathons, campfire ghost stories, or any time you want everyone to know you’re just one creaking floorboard away from full-on panic.

Features
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, lightweight feel with just the right amount of stretch
• Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a modern fit
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Styling Tip
Pair this spooked-cat classic with distressed denim, a flannel shirt tied around your waist, and a trusty pair of boots. Perfect for campouts, ghost tours, or just scaring the heck out of your friends. 🤠👻