“I used to dream of ponies, now I dream of rent control.”
Because growing up just means your wishlist gets darker and more specific.
This tee hits hard for anyone who traded sticker books for spreadsheets, fairytales for fixed leases, and pony fantasies for “is the rent going up again?”
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
