“If you jack off technically you get hard by a man's touch so technically you gay”
Enter the warrior’s paradox.
A bold declaration of unhinged logic, straight-faced absurdity, and samurai stoicism. The frog doesn’t blink. The sword doesn’t flinch. You already know what this is.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
