Terrible Sleep Enthusiast Shirt

Can’t wait to hit the pillow and immediately regret it. This tee is for the tired, the twisted, and the tragically optimistic.

If your bedtime routine includes false hope, neck pain, and whispering “maybe tomorrow I’ll feel rested” — this is your uniform.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras